Test 1 – Preparation

Women: To prepare for pregnancy:-

• Put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front.
• Leave it there.
• After 9 months remove 5% of the beans.

Men: To prepare for children:-

• Go to a local chemist, tip the contents of your wallet onto the counter and tell the pharmacist to help himself.
• Go to the supermarket. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
• Go home. Pick up the newspaper and read it for the last time.