Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.  Tearfully, she explained, 'It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.
I had to call multiple times before he would evenanswer the phone.'Immediately, the husband drove down town to confront the druggist and  demand an apology.
 Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, 'Now, just a minute, listen to my side of  it.
This morning, the alarm   failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and   hurried
 out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house
 with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I  was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally  got to the store, a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people. 'All the time, the darn phone was ringing off the hook..'
He continued, 'Then, I had to break roll of nickels against the cash register drawer  to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down  on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels,
 and the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which   made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke.' 'Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a  rectal thermometer.  
  And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her.