Test 6 - Going For a Walk

• Wait.
• Go out the front door.
• Come back in again.
• Go out.
• Come back in again.
• Go out again.
• Walk down the front path.
• Walk back up it.
• Walk down it again.
• Walk very slowly down the road for five minutes.
• Stop, inspect minutely and ask at least 6 questions about every piece of used chewing gum, dirty tissue and dead insect along the way.
• Retrace your steps.
• Scream that you have had as much as you can stand until the neighbours come out and stare at you.
• Give up and go back into the house.
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• You are now just about ready to try taking a small child for a walk.